Ichijouji Osamu

BACKDATED, LOCKED FROM HOSTILES

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:06:52 GMT

Ken:

Happy birthday, little brother.

...even if you're older than me. Somehow, I don't think I'll ever get used to that.

[Attached is one Mercury's Irony Shield.]

LOCKED FROM HOSTILES

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:36:46 GMT

...I just lost Minamimoto-san's frequency.

...

Oh well. It's good to be home.

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:54:58 GMT

EDIT: [LOCKED TO THE TARDIS CREW MINUS KOU. HEY, THEY ALL KNOW ALREADY.]
Best of luck to Alexander-san in the OR.

[LOCKED TO: THE AKIYAMA-IZUMIS EXCEPT KOU AND SHIO, TARDIS CREW, ADVENTURE CHOSEN, JAPANESE TAMERS!TAMERS, DATS COMMANDERS, UNIT 2, AND TOUMA, TEAM W.I.T.C.H., ROSE, HARRY, AND THE NEW GUARDIANS]
Facts:

Koushirou is missing; his D-Comm is untraceable

Whoever has him has only ever spoken to Ryo, both on the initial post of fake error messages and on Ryo's unlocked posts or those just locked to the TARDIS crew (1, 2, 3)

Someone enjoys gloating

Ryo, Aveline, and Molly-chan swear up and down it's definitely Koushirou's voice in the voice messages; it certainly does sound like him

Mysteries:

Who?

Why Koushirou?

Why are they only contacting Ryo?

Why let Koushirou talk to him at all?

How far to trust 'Koushirou'?

Vadermon = no emotion yet he sounded like he was in pain (Kleinwillinghoeffer-san's testimony)

Injuries listed should have Koushirou in shock at least (Shishioh-san's thoughts)

Talking in circles - why? (the Doctor thinking on the 'Comms)

Who likes word puzzles? I must admit; the fact that we're most likely working from English here is giving me problems (EDIT: going by the Doctor's conclusion that it's Jeremy, and that it doesn't work in Japanese or French)

Possibilities:

Vadermon has him (motivation: sales? revenge?)

Jeremy has him (motivation: revenge?)

Vadermon and Jeremy are working together? (???)

~~PROFIT.~~

[Attached are annotated copies of the linked conversations.]

(OOC: That last bit is Keramon, and Osamu had more important things to deal with than locking it properly.)

KITTY VOICEPOST

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:05:54 GMT

Ooh, shiny Commy? Don't tell Mumu, Rara. [A purr.] Mumu can't catch Yoyo anyway. Mumu broke his glasses again.

Dodoc and Lolon were nice. So were Nyny and eggy-weggy. Maybe not eggy-weggy. Eggy-weggy was quiet.

Base is big. Yoyo's lost already. But Dragons were silly. Now Momo and Kuku are close by, mrow, Kuku~

Where's Rourou? Yoyo misses Rourou. Yoyo talked to Rourou before. Now Yoyo's locked himself in a closet. Yoyo didn't tell you that.

[Silence for a moment.]

Yoyo's hungry.

VOICEPOST

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:39:32 GMT

[A moment of silence. When he does speak, he sounds a little embarrassed.]

What's the best optometrist in Tetha? Or anywhere else, for that matter. My glasses got crushed at Doom's hideout.

(OOC: Backdated to just after R is for Retribution.)

BACKDATE, LOCKED TO KEN (HOLY CRAP, HE'S POSTING?)

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:34:31 GMT

Ken.

I've been invited to the Fujieda-Daimon wedding on Sunday. Would you like to come with me?

Sun, 25 May 2008 04:26:27 GMT

...

Is it just me, or did the apartment just get...

Smaller?

BACKDATED, LOCKED TO DATS COMMANDERS

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:59:19 GMT

My fellow secondary agent, Molly Hale, and I recently undertook a rescue mission in the Graveyard. What with the recent intelligence from the Wizards Nii regarding the Dark Area's move there, I decided to take the opportunity to try and gather some more intelligence on their army. My partner is a Keramon, and as such was able to pass as a Dark Area denizen as a distraction during the rescue.

I've attached a report of Keramon's findings, but I feel I must point out a major flaw in his account. You'll notice Keramon has put the number of soldiers in the army at "over nine thousand". A lofty number, indeed, but my partner has previously displayed difficulty in counting to three, so this is a figure I would suggest ignoring.

[Report attached.]

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:19:58 GMT

Working with Ratchet on his Autobot friends was, I must say, rather fascinating. I certainly learned a lot. To think another universe has such advanced technology...and now I know how to fix it. Do let me know if any of you need repairs again, I believe I could get by without Ratchet's assistance. It would just be a lot slower.

(OOC: ...good god, I didn't know I could self-thread for that long. Somehow it's a lot easier with these boys than it is with the girls.)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:55:41 GMT

I'm not going to pretend I'm not worried about helping at the Silver Dragon. I was...surprised, to say the least, when Keramon evolved, and I don't know that he can do it again. Nor do I know what that silver glow was when I got that Muchomon away from the apartment door.

But, as Ryo said, it's something to do. He's been pacing to the point of insanity, and Strikedramon still hasn't devolved. His cage simile was apt; watching him is like watching an animal in a particularly dire zoo. I'm not sure what to make of it.

Ken, I trust you're alright...?

OOC: Ryo attacts the crazies

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:21:37 GMT

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Moderate
Schizoid Disorder:	Very High
Schizotypal Disorder:	Moderate
Antisocial Disorder:	Moderate
Borderline Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Disorder:	Low
Narcissistic Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:	Low
Dependent Disorder:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

Schizoid Osamu is not impressed.

LOCKED FROM RYO AND KOUSHIROU

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:14:20 GMT

...

No one ever told me the digital world makes you want to be nice to everyone.

~~Especially one particular someone.~~

(OOC: Strikes are hackable only by the 1337. Love virus + boyfriend is not only spontaneously older but taken = not a happy Osamu.)

OOC: I am digging the ironic uses of Osamu's journal

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:57:04 GMT

Name a pup, and I'll tell you about their sexuality/sexual preference.

And/Or.

Name a pup, and I'll tell you something you'd only notice about them if they were naked/nearly naked.

From oldest to youngest (and yes they all have birthdays):

legendarytamer - Ryo Akiyama

goldengirlshar - Sharpay Evans

onlensreflex - Ash Ward

queenofcrystal - Molly Hale

stonetownsquire - Mikey Rogers

reignxfall - Ichijouji Osamu

...Yes, somehow Osamu worked out to be my youngest. Naked only for my teenagers, the first three.

I play no adults. :|

ENCRYPTED TO BE COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS BECAUSE OSAMU IS A LITTLE PARANOID

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:28:04 GMT

This jellyfish calling himself my partner tells me that this is the digital world.

I can't say I'm particularly impressed (although this new interface with the remodelled digivice is nice). I always expected something... more, not just a city inhabited by more Digimon than humans.

Then again, I also always expected death was final.

(OOC: Any strikes in comments are not there unless stated otherwise.)